Hate-Listening to BABYMETAL
Hate-listening is a thing I do where I challenge myself to listen with an open mind to bands I know I’ll despise. Does BABYMETAL need an introduction? Probably. What you already should
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The Flesh Prevails.
FALLUJAH, currently melting my face. Really digging this album "The Flesh Prevails" from FALLUJAH. Don't be an idiot like me and ignore these guys for having a dumb name. They're not
Glass Cloud, Letlive & Architects @ El Corazon.
First of all, I HATE El Corazon. 3 reasons: As far as a hardcore/metal venue goes, this place is one of the shittiest I've been to in terms of sound quality &
Giving Slipknot A Chance
Let’s timewarp ourselves back to 1998 real quick. I am a punk teenager who's getting into metal right as nu-metal is in full swing. Lots of "filthy casuals" are getting
Best Metal of 2013
Guess what! If you’re a metal fan, your year fucking RULED! Sometime during the summer, there was this series of albums that came out – Altar of Plagues, Deafheaven, etc. – where I felt
Translated: Necrophagist – Get Some Variety In Your Diet!
(“Translated” is a series where I translate Death Metal English into plaintext for noobs.) Ingredients: one body It’s recommended to have some experience in deviant butchery. Remove the head and tear open
Translated: Meshuggah – Chewing Dead Bodies
(“Translated” is a series where I translate Death Metal English into plaintext for noobs.) Pay the ogre with bad vision so that he'll leave us alone. Seriously, he'll beat us. Fear of death
Translated: Gojira – Where Dragons Dwell
(“Translated” is a series where I translate Death Metal English into plaintext for noobs.) I have something inside me, that drives me to action. When I’m not pursuing it, I get restless.
Mumford & Shits
[The following is an email that I actually wrote to a woman, after our first date, after she accused me of hating Mumford and Sons for no reason. The real reason I hated